Rock the Boat

Finally home from the trip, and what a trip it was, phew. Hmm, where to start? Steve came down to my place on Saturday around 16.00, then we went together down to Alex and Fredrik’s place and hung around for a while. Karen eventually came down, time passed, and oops, perhaps we should have left already? Hurried down to the dock, and barely made it in time. Met Vidar and Janken there, Janken was that unknown guy that Karen brought along for the trip. So we were seven in total, with two cabins. Janken, Karen and Steve took one of them, while Alex, Fredrik, Vidar and myself took the other one. Made ourselves at home and relaxed for an hour or so, then went to the tax free shop to buy alcohol and the likes. Vikingfjord vodka and loads of Battery was purchased. Went to some place and ate, then headed back to our cabin to start drinking. Janken, Karen and Steve joined us.

Vodka and Battery was mixed and drank. It didn’t take long to get the mood up. Return was the first band playing that we were going to see, so we went up to the concert area just in time. Vodka and battery was ordered, and this is where my memory ends. Woke up around noon today, surprisingly with no hangover and in good health, except for my right index finger. I have no idea what happened, but it’s incredibly sore when I move it around. Hopefully it will heal itself, right now it’s very hard and painful to play Elma. It’s very hard to properly explain everything that happened on the trip, there were so many funny moments I wish I could write about. But back to waking up. Hmm, what are these potato chips doing on the floor? Oh, it was potato chips vomit. What idiot puked on our floor? Oops, apparently it was me. Who the hell drank up half of my Vikin
fjord bottle? Oh, that was me too. I took a shower, still feeling kinda tipsy. I don’t really remember this morning to well either. Our cabin looked so incredibly shitty, a big portion of it because of my vomit.

Information about last night’s events was gathered. Apparently I was very enthusiastic at the Return concert, waving along with the songs with a beer in my hand, and pissed off people by spilling it on everybody in nearby radius. After that I’m not sure what happened. We were supposed to see Stage Dolls after Return, but if we did or not, I don’t know. So all in all, I didn’t really get to see much of the concerts. That was a bit stupid, but oh well. It was an enjoyable trip nonetheless.

Then today, as I walked over to Karen and Janken outside on the sun deck, suddenly he asked something like this: “Hm, are you skint by any chance?”. What the fuck? Janken was Totalnewbie! So there we were, been together for a whole day without knowing it was him. I wasn’t really in the best mood today, so didn’t talk too much with him unfortunately. I started to feel a bit queasy from last night, and stayed a bit negative and to myself throughout the day. I don’t think he got a very positive image of me. I sat outside on the sun deck most of the day listening to my iPod. That should sum up the trip in brief.

Bought the new Gillette M3 Power razor on Ebay a couple of days ago, and I really recommend it. That vibrating thing isn’t just some gimmick to try and milk money from people, at least not just that. It actually makes a difference.

Last year I found out that a girl that I went to class with for some 4-6 years had been in some porn movies. She entered into Miss Norway, and they found out about them and kicked her out from the contest. After that happened, she has gotten max publicity, and she’s now a very famous model here. It’s weird. And really nasty watching her in those porn movies, which includes: “Just Over Eighteen 5″ and “Throat Gaggers 3″. Haha. Today she is going into the Big Brother house as a contestant.

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